What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your going to be alright just relax

What did one boob say to the other boob

I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Bible.. Hm.?

But this is not

Maybe leave out

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?